mood: happie :)

haha...finally updated...found dis jokie thingy...so farni...hahax...READ!!!

1 dae a kid, erica, got her turn @ show-&-tell n waddled up 2 the front of the class with apillow stuffed under her sweater. She held up a snapshot of aninfant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell youabout his birthday.

First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their luv, n den Dad put a seed in mi Mom's stomach, n Luke grew in dere. He ate 4 9months through an umbrella cord. den, 'bout 2 Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, oh, oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. "She walked around the house 4, lyk an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!"
Now the kid was doing dis hysterical duck walk, holdin her backand groaning. "My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies,but she doesn't haf a sign on the car like the Domino's man. Dey got mi Mom 2 lie down in bed like dis." Den Erica leaned with her back against the wall.

"And den, pop! My Mom had dis bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, lyk psshhheew!" This kid had her legs spread and her littlehands were miming water flowing away.
"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push, and breathe, breathe. Dey started counting, but never even got past ten. Den, all of a sudden, out comes my bro. He was covered in yucky stuff, they all said it was from Mom's play-center! , so there must be a lotta stuff inside there."

haha...so farni...haha...so lame sia...