mood: fuckin' angry :@
i hate taufik, i hate taufik, i hate taufik!!!!!!!!!!!!! okok, i shall type in perfect english 2 make dis sound more serious. Last night was the Singapore Idol Grand Finals, and the top two finalists were no other than the rockstar, Sylvester and the plain shit idiot Taufik. It was an important event, even his excellency, Mr S.R. Nathan, was present. Then shortly after, the top two finalists made their grand extrance. The stupid homosexual Taufik [you will know why i said that later] came in in a bright old-fashion yellow car, which looked more or less than a yellow taxi. On the other hand, the great rockstar, Sylvester, came in on a cool motorcycle with an electric guitar in one hand. Pregnant anticipation gave birth to loud cries of encouragement from the fans seated at the Singapore Indoor Stadium. The competition finally started after 15 minutes. First up were the 9 eliminated finalists, singing to the song 'Stronger' by Britney Spears. The audience went crazy. Then the real thing began, after the break that is. Both contestants had to sing three songs each. Taufik, who seemed to be wearing eye shadow [girls were supposed to wear eye shadow, not guys], sang 'Me and Mrs Jones', 'I Dream' and 'Superstition', looking rather gay [homosexual] throughout. Sylvester, on the other hand, rocked the stadium, singing his heart and lungs out to the songs 'It's My Life', 'An Jing' and 'I Dream'. The fans went wild after each performance, and the cheers were just deafening. okok...enuf crappin, fast forward to the results. The results show started at 10 o' clock, and the atmosphere was intense. And it so happened that Taufik's second cousin was the winner for Talentime 2001 [i tink]. So the 9 finalists were up on stage again, and sang 'That's what friends are for' along with Sylvester and Taufik. [i tink dey sang tt in der results show]. This song will be in the winner's debut album. Then it was the results, after the break again, that is. "And the first Singapore Idol is......TAUFIK!!!"
okok...tt was der bloody last straw...mi haf been toleratin der fuckin motherfucker 4 6 months lor...n dis is wad i get...i spent $8 4 voting 4 sylvester lor...n dis is wad i get? fuck off taufik, i hate u...it's stoopid...taufik is not marketable...not at all...n he wun do well in the asian market...whereas sylvester is so much more marketable lor...n ppl out dere supportin Taufik...ya kno "idol" suppose 2 b 1 package lor...taufik no looks...he looks lyk half homo half hobbit...when der results came out...i nearly threw the whole sofa @ the tv...but cos i no strength...so i throw mi pillow...mi mother was lyk "yea, taufik won, 10 bucks"...ergh...yea...we made a bet...n it was lyk ERGH!!!!!!!!!!!! i juz went in2 mi room, on der air con, n sleep. wa lao...den i dream about sly lorz...den it was der results show...n taufik won...den i pull sum string backstage...n a large ball bearing dropped straight on taufik's head...den taufik die...so sylvester bcame singapore idol...yea!!! den dere was sum investigation...n der police found out tt taufik was a girl...hahax...den dream ended...n i'm back 2 mi moody self again bcos of last nite...damn...
Thursday, December 02, 2004
it's 5:16 AM.
