haha...it's chinese new yr...n i've been in front of der computer 4 4 hours now...my mom's colleague juz visited...n i locked myself up in der study room playing runescape n gunbound...joshua...her son...hu was my childhood playmate...grew so old...i mean big...i didn't recognise him la...den i squint n squint cos i cannot c his face clearly...n i 4got where i put my specs...den finally...eureka! i recognised him...he dyed his hair...blah blah...n last time he toot toot 1...den now hor is as if he go extreme makeover liddat...SO SHUAI!!! *eyes glitter*...look lyk sum hong kong actor...haiz...den he came 2 der room 2 help me out in sum stoopid tomb raider game...lol...room as in study room...haha...so fun...den he left...duh...den wad...camp here arx? so newae i got 1 ang pao frm my mom's colleague...$150!!! *screams*...wonder how much i'll get 4 my reunion dinner...
yesterday was cny celebration...so bawring...sang sum stoopid song n went 'dong dong qiang dong qiang qiang' thruout der whole ting...utter embarrassment...met dory aft skul den we go heeren take neos...well...we went 2 der pri skul 1st actually...met jia lin...er...was disturbed by jie min...hu was buggin me on der fone n in de end...i din realise tt mr chua n cai lao shi left/arrived until dory told me...were [as in dory n me] later personally escorted by sakura...der bus stop was lyk super packed...weather=super hot...den when bus 14 came...every1 rushed 2 der bus la...den being typical singaporeans, me n dory rushed too...n squeezed in2 ne space available...harhar...dory said we finally escaped...lol
on the way...dere was dis guy[a] hu was lyk playin der fool n offered mi $6...lyk duh i accepted...but de other guy[b] bhind [der money blonged 2 him] kept mumbling n complaining...so feeling utmost pity 4 der poor brat bhind...i passed him back his pathetic $6...considering dey were peanuts 2 wad i had in my wallet...met grace on der bus...when der bus broke down...right in der fucking middle of orchard rd...in der bleedin middle of taka n lucky plaza...not 2 mention der pathetic middle of der heavy flow of traffic...it's lyk der big lumpy bulky bus was stuck in der middle...der air con stopped...duh...n der driver had no common sense as 2 open der front door earlier...dory was praying...didn't know y since i saw der door opening and air was cuming in...
went 2 take neos!!! wif an unhappy growling stomach tt is...went all der way up...past 77th street...past an all pink shop...n in2 print club...decided on dis machine called biino okite...meaning beauty rules i tink...den it's lyk der stoopid ting was so fast..it gave u 3 seconds 2 get ready...n later it gifs u dis blinding white flash...SNAP! how irritating...my mind went blank...cudn't remember all der poses me n dory decided on...so der neos turned out ugly...okok...mayb i spoilt der whole stoopid foto...i tink 1 out of 5 came out pretty well...had a great time designing though...den later mi n dory bought chokers frm 77th street...in wich i gave der woman my expired card...so paiseh...had 2 renew...den i thot renew is lyk $6 or sumting liddat...den der woman sae $12...wtf...so i reluctantly paid my $12...cos if i sae dowan 2 renew now...den i no face rite? oso saw ang moh n his gang of blistering idiots...erx...
now 4 my observations...thx 2 my wonderfully gifted PI mind...dere seems 2 b a budding couple in my class...lol lol...it's a story bout a guy [c] n a gal [oso c! but i'll put k 2 avoid confusion]...so let's c...[c] n [k] both lyk each other!! okok...or @ least [c] lyks [k] n [k]'s confused...evidence? wellz...[c] keeps turning around 2 [k] n starts 2 flirt around wif her...i tink [k] has no choice but 2 respond rite? n [c] ALWAYS looks @ [k] frm a certain angle...n [c] ALWAYS looks 4 opportunities 2 touch [k]'s hand...now isn't tt sweet...i shan't go in2 further dtails or [k] will start killing mi...nevertheless...i shall counter-attack wif my famous n notorious pinches.../sevillaugh
okok...enuf crapping...newaez...der social studies test results were lyk so bloody unexpected...okok...intro...it was social studies period...mr ow's my teach' btw...n [i skipped lotsa dtails] he was holding a stack of doom's paper in his hands...so he was lyk if he calls ur name...u gotta raise ur hand n den he'll tell u der results...so i was lyk 'die die die, wad if i get 1 den how?' so my name was called...i raise my hand n he ask mi 2 stand up...den i was lyk 'wad der fuck, i screwed up dis time'...den joshua kong was called...evan goh was called too...n dey all stand up...den when every1 was called...we were de only ones standing...so he call evan goh 1st...n he sae she do slightly betta den kim...[3/12]...den i was lyk wa lao...dose standing up is all do very badly...den he call joshua kong...aiya...4got how much he got liao...den when he call me hor...my leg wobbling lyk jelly lor...den my heart hor...lyk digesting in my stomach oreadi lor...den i still remember wad he say...'you did very badly, wad r u going 2 do 2 improve ur grade? in fact, u did much worse dan kimberley...see mi later'...wa biang...when i hear him sae tt hor...my heart hor lyk digested completely liao...but didn't cry cos it wasn't really dpressing enuf...he gotta do betta dan tt 2 make mi cry...so he later call me 4ward in front of der class la...den i super pai seh...den he sae, 'y r u crying, i haven't even scold u yet.' den i was lyk 'where got?', raising my volume a lil' 4 der class 2 hear...haha...lame ritez? den he show me my paper...den i saw '1'...wa biang...my heart duno go where liao...den he uncover 1 more 0...den i was lyk...'WA BIANG...OMG!' erx...lesson learnt...dun eva trust mr ow or u'll nv c ur heart again...so still wif tears in my eyes...[okok...i was yawning cos i slept @ 3am der previous nite...or rather morning...tt's y he ask mi y i crying]...i went back 2 my seat...HAHA...felt lyk smashing der table in front of mi cos i so happy...haha...newae...muz leave der house now...going 2 my po po's house..or rather auntie's house 2 haf reunion dinner...shall post again...buaix!!!
