yesterday trekking was sooooo shiok!!! lyk wow...i soo totally enjoyed it...i returned home...drenched in rain...wif a sore throat...runny nose...n a slight fever...n hu der fucking hell shud i thank? miss lim...4 employing sum stoopid suckers 2 invite over sum brainless instructors hu didn't tell us 2 bring ne umbrellas or ponchos...

let's c...1st we set off on a small mini bus 2 bukit timah nature reserve...sat wid grace wid helsie n lissa bhind n mdm foo n sweex2 in front...was playing bounce on grace's nokia 3200...den got off...saw sum spiffy monkeys...den got 1 monkey hor...der tail look lyk sum tree branch stuck 2 its ass...lolx...den b4 i started walking i oreadi got mosquito bite lor...fuck la...duno how der mosquito got inside my stoopid shirt...was warned by jacqueline tt if i put insect repellent...i'll attract more mosquitoes instead...so i went w/o it...haiz...

the wonderful journey begins!!! rite dere b4 my eyes was a really steep slope n lyk duh we had 2 climb it...damn...so much so 4 a wonderful trek in der nice hot jungle...saw logs, trees, grass, & more grass n trees n logs...damn...gud ting dere wasn't ne flowers or my sensitive nose wud itch 2 death...stomach was growling half way up...erx...den finally reach summit...wich was lyk 164 m high up...doesn't seem impressive eh? den later had 2 draw 2 2 c hu wud b der next leader blah...n i got dis yellow paper wich saed 'green pitcher plant'...no wunder it was called 'pitcher plant'...cos der next leader wud b der fly wich wud eventually court death by flyin in2 der bleedin plant...n u guessed it...i was der stoopid leader...had 2 lead der stoopid grp...in2 disaster tt is...haHa...was pathetic la...idiot sweex2 kept ka chiaoing me...damn her...n she kept cutting in2 my walking lane la...basket...lesson learnt...nv go trekking wif her nemore...or i'll really b in plant juice...took a different route down...wich was lyk super stoopid n it started drizzling...n der fuckin route was lyk so hard...cos got a lotta rocks n der path was lyk poorly developed...erx...

didn't bother bout sweex2...ignored her most of der time n talked 2 either helsie or grace...hu proved demselves as nice, thoughtful frens/partners/trekking companions...unlyk sweex2 hu kept cutting in2 my walking lane...[haf i mentioned tt oreadi?] steps were getting steeper n steeper...n der rain was getting heavier...was counting in my head how many offences had sweex2 enthusiastically accumulated...9...i tink...@ tt time...held grace's hand as we went down each step n boliao-ly rated each step 'gud', 'ok' or 'steep'...lolx...rain was really getting heavy...had 2 keep checking bhind 2 c if de other members were ok...manometer was lyk slowing der whole grp down cos she acted bleedin feminine n was lyk wearing heels 4 no gd reason...lyk hellooooo? hu wears heels 2 trekking? sum ppl realli haf n brains...erx...

stoopid ground was freakin slippery...no proper path 2 walk...all tt's in front of mi were leaves, rocks, n more leaves...o...oso got vines...sweex2 banged her head against a small tree branch...[or wassit a vine?]...n blamed me 4 not warning her as a leader...did i care...obviously not...but if it was either helsie or grace...i wud care...rain was heavy...but was nicely sheltered by der loving trees...wich had holes in their wonderfully formed canopy...ERGH!!! hair was wet, clothes were wet, shoes were wet+dirty...erx...as if my life wasn't bad enuf oreadi...manometer was still slowing der grp down...der ppl in front[de other grps tt is] kept telling me 2 move faster...how 2? when 3/4 of der stoopid grp was 1km bhind me? had 2 walk faster...didn't care bout der rest of der grp oreadi...had 2 climb here climb dere wif der stoopid compass, bottle n map in my hand...double erx...

finally reached shelter...was fucking grateful 2 der thoughtful instructors 4 making me go thru der bleedin rain...DAMN U SUCKERS!!!! still left der stoopid steep slope den der whole ting wud b over...rain was bloody heavy...instructor told us 2 wait till der rain slow down den we can go...wanted 2 tell him 2 fuck der hell up...but had 2 maintain my perfect image...haiz...so shortly after...wich was 15 mins...we walked down der steep slippery slope...held helsie's hand...duno where sweex2 n grace went liaox...haHa...

finally reached der end...stoopid rain was pouring down...was totally drenched...lucky my hp was protected by my hp cover...otherwise it wud b lyk gone case...haha...der library bus haven cum yet...but since i took der journalism bus...i was saved immediately...haha...everi1 was lyk soaked 2 der skin la...guess i was der driest of dem all...duno y leh...my skirt was lyk 3/4 dry n de others were still soakin wet aft we reached skul...found out tt stoopid nilawan didn't take my uniform n my other txtbooks...grr...den she tell mi 2 cor mrs toh...hu gave mi a slight scolding cos was mistaken 2 b der 4getful 1...all thx 2 nilawan...*sarcastic*...was told 2 cor ms wong...n got a 2nd scolding 4 being so muddleheaded...all thx 2 nilawan... *sarcastic*...was quite pissed off n @ der same time had 2 act all nice n gentle 2wards tt ms wong...inside i was lyk 'fuck off la slut' but of cos cudn't scold her tt...had 2 maintain my perfect image...all thx nilawan 4 all der scoldings i got frm der teachers...

ms wong got der key...was waiting @ der 3rd floor 4 her...she seemed 2 haf cooled down but i havent...had 2 fake my smiles n all tt n apologised a few times w/o meaning neting...guess she was taken in stupidly...got my lovely stuff frm er wkrm...n finally went home...wif a pissed off mood, sore throat, slight fever, n a runny nose...how perfect...rain had stopped...took a nice warm bath in a nice dark bathroom cos der stoopid litebulb fused...dammit!!!!! o wellx...ate dinner n slept @ 10...wich is considered very early but cos i too tired so sortof managed 2 sleep all der way until 10am today...feelin realli sick...but aft logging on 2 der net...i feel perfectly fyne...o wellx...muz go...ciao!