I SPRAINED MY BLOODY ANKLE IN A CINEMA...NOW HOW PATHETIC IS TT?

went 2 catch a movie wif dory @ clementi 'empress' theatre...i muz say...it's so damn grand that i sweated in an air-con room n der chairs were poorly-made n stank lyk a sewer...OMG...well...tt's how empress-y der cinema was...steps...poorly developed n it was evident tt der workers were NOT talented...der poor souls...dey muz haf had a hard lyfe w/o talent...

1st ting 1st...dere was dis couple @ der back hu were prepared 2 "la-la"...n dere were dese 2 stinkin bastards hu sat bhind us n put dey're stinkin legs on der oreadi stinking chairs...haiz...2nd...WHITE NOISE ISN'T SCARY...IT'S ONLY GD @ SHOCKERS...ya...no 1 disfigured...o...DERE WERE DEMENTORS!!! wanted 2 screan out 'expedom petronum'...but it was a bloody cinema aft all...can't...

1st part was a soapy love drama...blah...end of show...i walked down...missed a step...n fell...n heard a 'klok' sound...meaning: i sprained my ankle...o_O...haiz...went home limping...den later go sinseh...seems lyk dere was a promotion...wif every sprained ankle, u get a sprained toe 4 free...yep...i was given der free gift...sigh...

in conclusion, i shall wallow in my sea of misery alone...