perhaps i've been to sensitive and all tt in my previous pissed post. o well, what's done is done. -sigh- i have just touched down 2 hours ago from my lovely trip in china, not with the school of course. they're coming back tomorow. doreen has came up with a really juicy gossip!! ALERT: SLIMIE HAS BEEN SPOTTED KISSING A SECONDARY 3 MGS GIRL BESIDE A SWIMMING POOL! haha. fact or fiction?

_Intro
china was really fun. i owe it all to doreen, who wished me lotsa shuai ge in china. kudos to her! mi also thank nilawan, yun ting, stanley, and issac for wiahing me luck!

_Ningbo
stayed in ningbo for 4 days in some weirdo 4-star hotel. quite boring, considering i went to a veggie farm, where i broke my nail with an umbrella [not intentionally] because of my stupid cousin who swung it 360 degrees here and there. the only good things there were the tv channels [they had 2 music video channels], a super shuai hairdresser and my next door really shuai neighbour. the things there were dirt cheap. i went to the salon twice 4 a trim, wash and massage-all for a price of 4 singapore bucks. did i mention tt the super shuai hairdresser was attending to me? \^o^/ as for my neighbour, he's a half-jap half-chinese, somewhat like my breed. i think he's 17 years old while his sis is 16. so i was lyk there every night after my bath [don't think perv..] trying out every single nail polish and other girly things she got. haha. how to describe her bro? erm, he got brown spiked up hair with some blondish streaks. he's somewhat tanned, and is stronger than me, lol. [i arm-wrestled with him while waiting for my nail polish to dry.] and he's an anime fan! haha, he lyks naruto and inuyasha. moreover he's much shuaier than my previous crushes!! lyk duh, singapore guys somewhat pale in comparison to jap ppl. okok, enough about him, shall move on to my next destination..

_Hangzhou
really boring. stayed there for 1 night. the tour guide was lyking yakking non-stop about chiang kai-shek [the one who was mentioned in one of my comprehension practices. then she say from his villa can see him lying down, supposedly sleeping peacefully. [him lying down as in the mountain formation make it seem lyk tt] what a load of rubbish. i might as well say the mountain formation look lyk me sleeping too. the hotel stay there was so-so. the breakfast buffet paled in comparison to the one in the ningbo hotel. for dinner, we went to this homecooked foodplace. it's not really a restaurant, and not really a food court either. it's a building which is supposedly their home and the tables are in a room in their house. the food was splendidly horrendous. yeck. the soft drinks they served us were lyk expired. the food did not even look appetising. the only thing i enjoyed was the rice, which i gratefully thanked Jesus for, hehe.

_Shanghai
my last destination was Shanghai. we travelled for 8 hours from ningbo [we spent 3 days in ningbo b4 going to hangzhou, and after hangzhou we went back to ningbo and spent 1 night there] to shanghai because of the traffic. by the time we reached shanghai it was nearing midnight, and we were lyk dead tired. when we entered our service apartment [the hotel in shanghai were too ex], we were pleasantly aghast at the sight of it. it's lyk the room was so small for 6 ppl [there were 11 of us] and there was only 1 bathroom. so it was lyk omt [oh my tian], how to stay there for 5 days? so during some quarelling here and there, my youngest cousin interupted and announced that the water was orange. so the whole night was in chaos. then when i wanted to take the room with a mirror and a dressing table, with a nice view of the tall buildings and hotels etc, my stupid eldest auntie just waked in with her damn luggage and announced that she wanted the room. o, in the end, mi and my mom got the smallest room with a small pathetic side table and a grand view of a stinking construction site. wth. anyway, we hired a driver in shanghai named erm li qun. sounds girlish eh? so we decided to juz call him xiao mao, since mao was his surname. he's 22. his looks were lyk average, but i think he's lyk filthy rich [considering he owns a 7-seater]. shanghai was quite pretty, looked something lyk orchard road with all the buildings and skyscrapers everywhere [building=skyscaper?]. so anyway the things got pretty ex in shanghai, even though singapore currency is lyk 5 times stronger than theirs. i enjoyed the xiang yang market-it was so full of cheap and gd things [well, sort of]. anyway, i'm getting really sleepy now. shall post more if i'm mad enough.. bb.

[p.s. i have to write a note to miss mano stating that i was in china frm 29 may to 8 june. the bloody comprehension is expired and i was away when it was still pending.]