Listening to: Nothing


What the hell. WHAT-THE-HELL.

I'm like so pissed now can?

If I didn't have that little bit of sanity left in me, I would make sure I knock him out with the unclekohsandbag, lock him up in a freaking bright room packed with tonnes of radiation, inject him with epidural anaesthesia so that he's awake but cannot feel the pain for a period of time, and insert a bit of his skin [still attached to body] into a meat mincer machine.

Know what will happen to him?

He will be able to see his skin being pulled away from his flesh. Yes he will scream, but not from the pain, yet. As he watches himself being skinned alive, as well as his precious skin becoming something which looks like minced meat except not very red in color, radiation will cause his brain to gradually explode. Towards the end of the whole entertaining show, he'll be left alone, skinless and lying on the floor in a pool of blood in pain for the effect of the drug has worn off, scratching against the wall for help with a skinny hand with raw flesh dangling from his bone.

And then the grand finale...

His brain EXPLODES!

Note: Epidural anaesthesia is used because he should not get used to the pain as his skin gets peeled off and minced. Instead he should get the full combo knock-out attack at one go. YAY.